MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
I just found out through a drunken phone call that my parents thought I'd grow up to be a porn star. It's kind of scary how accurate they were at how skilled I'd be at sex.
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