Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
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Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
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She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
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