Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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