Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
Life is so much better after having sex.
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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