Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
i'm sleeping with myself tonight because i remember my name and i won't regret it in the morning. sorry.
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
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can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
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How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
We got signed out of jail by an Uber driver. I think that qualifies as a great first night of college
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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