: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
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He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
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I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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