saw you had $9 in your checking acct, left $20 on your dresser so you won't be a whore this weekend
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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