Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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