my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
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where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
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Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
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