I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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