Can Purell be used as lube?
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to pick one up to be sure.
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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