I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
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he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
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I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
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