what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
I bought a police grade breathalyzer on ebay at 4:37 am. At least I'm a responsible drunk.
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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