are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
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