i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
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