I got so drunk I pissed the bed last night. He still likes me. He's a keeper
He is a keeper. You on the other hand are not.
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
made out with the bouncer to distract him from how illegitimate my fake id is.
The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
you went over to those random dudes and told them you were an ordained minister and would like to bless their food. they laughed and agreed, then you said "now bow your heads in prayer" as soon as they did you grabbed a taco off their tray and bolted out the door.
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
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