Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
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His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
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feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
My night has consisted of googling cat penises and creating a Tinder profile.
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.