Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
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