I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
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stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
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He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
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