Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
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