porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
Change the recording on your voicemail. He found your number and my ass print on the car hood.
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
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