Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
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No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
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Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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