all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
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I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
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How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
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