My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
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