I tried to gradually lead her into my room but she wouldn't stop crying and quoting memoirs of a geisha
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
no more duck duck goose at the bar
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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