Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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