I want to stick my p in your. b.
She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
I had a fork in my beer hand and just stabbed my tongue.
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
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I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
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I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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