gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
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you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
... thanks for letting me perform minor surgery on myself last night.
I figured if you were smart enough to sterilize with vodka, you could handle it.
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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