Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
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I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
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2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.