If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
ha. weirdest feeling ever. just wiped my ass with my non-dominant hand. (eating cheeseburger with right one)
Your grandmother is in heaven weeping.
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
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