Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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