is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
Good god you suck at this wake up call. Seriously. If I can, after consuming enough vodka to subdue a russian soldier, muster up enough motivation to call you in the morning and send you naked pictures the least you could do is pick up.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
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