It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
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God, you're like boner-b-gone
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
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Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
Every time I started to really hate the guys on tinder, the universe throws me a muscly beardy bone.
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
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