Last night i stole a disco ball from a frat house by pretending i was pregnant.
I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
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Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
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I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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