I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
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Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
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btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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