SEEEEXXX PLEASE
I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
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you were sitting on my toliet with a double cheesburger in your hand asking me how the cheeseburger even got there.
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
Is her dick bigger than yours?
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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