We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
its 10 pm and i am cleaning vomit off the ceiling. i am nowhere near drunk enough for this to be funny.
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Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
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Officially conquered sex on my couch with my dad asleep in the next room
I like how you say "conquered" as if that was your sole mission in life
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
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