would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
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love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
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Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
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