Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
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I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
whose ass print is on the piano?
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
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After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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