He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
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we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
It doesn't matter how many times you look in your purse, Your keys are not going to be there. Maybe you left them at the bar.
Maybe they fell out of my pocket last night when I rolled down the hill.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
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please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
You're a disaster
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