I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
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im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
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I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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