Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
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Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
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It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
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