I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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You picked a bad night to stay in. ____ caught her hair on fire in ____'s birthday cake.
She had to stop drop and roll while two other girls beat the flames out. She might have a black eye
I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
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