I never want to see another naked old woman again.
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
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Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
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So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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