he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
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It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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