he shaved USA in his pubs
I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
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