Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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