Its about making memories worth repressing
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
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Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
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telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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