Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Michael Bay diarrhea
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
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