Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
wow bdsm is so cute
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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