You're a womanizer and a bitch.
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
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Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
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What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
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