dude facebook disabled my account because im registered under a false identity. now in order to get it back, i have to prove that it's really my name. i sent them an email and had to sign it "Cordially, Lloyd Pancakes"
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
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I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
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Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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