At least make sure they are 18
Why
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
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just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
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He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
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